Of course I can stand up on one foot!! I'm not Drunk

I think KMC made that song especially for me and him cause boy was I whispering it to myself last night before I passed out!

Remember the infamous run in green tea I blogged about last night??? I almost forgot to give you a update on my rum experience. So I agree to drink this rum right?? LAWD! I drink di rum and about 5 mins later my head starts to feel really funny. Not clear funny but drunk funny! Like I need to lie down. Like if I wasnt already sitting I'd have to find a seat FAST, fast!

I call my mother and tell her she put too much rum in the tea. You know what she told me in her Jamaican accent? "Nooo, I didnt put too much! I only put a likkle bit". A little what??? Now I know my mothers hand when it comes to a little bit. I know she damn near poured in about 5 seconds worth of rum into that little green cup, mixed it with the green tea and brought it to me. No wonder she kept asking if I drank it all!

ladies and gentleman I had to crawl into my bed then lie down and take a small break before I finished crawling in. Yes a break...I needed to catch my breathe and wait till the ceiling stopped spinning before I carried on. For a second I wondered if I would make it to pull the covers over myself. I honestly didnt think I would. Can I tell you how this woman comes in the room and has the nerve to look down at me on the bed with a smirck on her face tellin me, "Your not drunk". I think I mumbled something like I dont drink therefore I dont believe you....something like that before it was lights out. She did however pull the covers over me a bit.

I woke up about 3 hours later and managed to stumble to the kitchen. I'm stubborn and refused to let this cold and alcohol rob me of the orange juice I oh so craved in the kitchen so I treked on. When I got into the living room my mother calls after me, "How do you feel". I turn half way look at her and go, "Drunk!" she laughs. Its not funny; at least I didnt think so! I got my orange juice and watched her as she smirked at me stumbling to my room.

I woke up this morning reeking of rum. Thank God I didnt go to work. The last thing I need is my boss questioning why I smell like I was out wit the boys and dem last night drowning my sorrows in a bottle of rum. I also think I drunk txted my bf who laughed at me too for being drunk. LOL oh well. I am a light weight. What can I say?? LOL